{"id":1027,"date":"2008-09-15T23:15:19","date_gmt":"2008-09-15T23:15:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nycphantom.com\/journal\/?p=1027"},"modified":"2008-09-15T23:15:19","modified_gmt":"2008-09-15T23:15:19","slug":"double-cursed-obesity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/nycphantom.com\/journal\/?p=1027","title":{"rendered":"Double Cursed Obesity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nA fat person who exercises regularly is blessed in health indeed.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nA fat person who seeks after his gifts is blessed in God's mercy indeed.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nA fat person who seeks not the full potential of any gift diligently is a fat bastard indeed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A fat person who exercises regularly is blessed in health indeed. A fat person who seeks after his gifts is blessed in God's mercy indeed. A fat person who seeks not the full potential of any gift diligently is a &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/nycphantom.com\/journal\/?p=1027\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1027","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nycphantom.com\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1027","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nycphantom.com\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nycphantom.com\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nycphantom.com\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nycphantom.com\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1027"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/nycphantom.com\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1027\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nycphantom.com\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1027"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nycphantom.com\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1027"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nycphantom.com\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1027"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}