{"id":1099,"date":"2008-11-04T09:43:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-04T09:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nycphantom.com\/journal\/?p=1099"},"modified":"2008-11-04T09:43:00","modified_gmt":"2008-11-04T09:43:00","slug":"saturdays-embarrassment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/nycphantom.com\/journal\/?p=1099","title":{"rendered":"Saturday's Embarrassment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I visited the Bronx Zoo with my free \"Museum On Us\" pass last Saturday, I got locked in the Zoo because I stayed too long in there. There appears to be a \"Bigger\" entrance gate at the Bronx River Gate (First time I used this gate for exit), and I missed it because I was so curious about this very beautiful Mitsubishi Riverwalk (It has waterfalls, well, a Dam actually), which I have mistaken for a public park. This riverwalk is actually part of the Zoo. Zoo closed at 5:30pm, I thought I was already out by then. After I read the Bible from my laptop in the supposedly public park until nearly 9pm, I walked to this huge locked gate and realized what's going on.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nIt's one thing to be locked up with fellow humans, but another to be caged with animals. I called 911. Police came, since they didn't have the keys, they suggested that I climbed out over the gate, which wasn't that hard but I didn't want to do it without any witnesses before. Midway of climbing, the zoo security came, unlocked, let me out. Very embarrassing indeed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I visited the Bronx Zoo with my free \"Museum On Us\" pass last Saturday, I got locked in the Zoo because I stayed too long in there. There appears to be a \"Bigger\" entrance gate at the Bronx River &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/nycphantom.com\/journal\/?p=1099\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1099","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-faults"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nycphantom.com\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1099","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nycphantom.com\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nycphantom.com\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nycphantom.com\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nycphantom.com\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1099"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/nycphantom.com\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1099\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nycphantom.com\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1099"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nycphantom.com\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1099"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nycphantom.com\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1099"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}