{"id":4634,"date":"2014-02-18T22:34:49","date_gmt":"2014-02-19T02:34:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nycphantom.com\/journal\/?p=4634"},"modified":"2014-02-18T22:34:49","modified_gmt":"2014-02-19T02:34:49","slug":"the-satire-of-two-cows","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/nycphantom.com\/journal\/?p=4634","title":{"rendered":"The Satire of Two Cows"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks to Ravi Zacharias. I learn of <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/You_have_two_cows\" target=\"_blank\">this satire<\/a>:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><i><a title=\"Socialism\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Socialism\">Socialism<\/a><\/i>: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.<\/li>\n<li><i><a title=\"Communism\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Communism\">Communism<\/a><\/i>: You have two cows. You give them to the Government, and the Government then gives you some milk.<\/li>\n<li><i><a title=\"Fascism\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Fascism\">Fascism<\/a><\/i>: You have two cows. You give them to the Government, and the Government then sells you some milk.<\/li>\n<li><i><a title=\"Capitalism\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Capitalism\">Capitalism<\/a><\/i>: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.<\/li>\n<li><i><a title=\"Nazism\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Nazism\">Nazism<\/a><\/i>: You have two cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.<\/li>\n<li><i><a title=\"New Deal\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/New_Deal\">New Dealism<\/a><\/i>: You have two cows. The Government takes both, shoots one, buys milk from the other cow, then pours the milk down the drain<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks to Ravi Zacharias. I learn of this satire: Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. Communism: You have two cows. You give them to the Government, and the Government then gives &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/nycphantom.com\/journal\/?p=4634\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4634","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nycphantom.com\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4634","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nycphantom.com\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nycphantom.com\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nycphantom.com\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nycphantom.com\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4634"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nycphantom.com\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4634\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4635,"href":"http:\/\/nycphantom.com\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4634\/revisions\/4635"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nycphantom.com\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4634"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nycphantom.com\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4634"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nycphantom.com\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4634"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}