{"id":7542,"date":"2017-05-20T10:04:58","date_gmt":"2017-05-20T14:04:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nycphantom.com\/journal\/?p=7542"},"modified":"2017-05-20T10:05:11","modified_gmt":"2017-05-20T14:05:11","slug":"my-wifes-dream-of-crashing-into-3-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/nycphantom.com\/journal\/?p=7542","title":{"rendered":"My Wife's Dream of Crashing Her Car into 3 Kids"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After showing her video of the viral <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nbcnews.com\/news\/us-news\/car-rams-pedestrians-nyc-s-times-square-n761556\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Time Square car crash<\/a>, she had a bad dream at night, driving a car and crashing into some children. What's funny was then she dreamt that I took her back in time in a time machine I built to cause the car to break down the moment before the crash to avoid the accident.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After showing her video of the viral Time Square car crash, she had a bad dream at night, driving a car and crashing into some children. What's funny was then she dreamt that I took her back in time in &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/nycphantom.com\/journal\/?p=7542\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7542","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dreams","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nycphantom.com\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7542","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nycphantom.com\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nycphantom.com\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nycphantom.com\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nycphantom.com\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7542"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/nycphantom.com\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7542\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7544,"href":"http:\/\/nycphantom.com\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7542\/revisions\/7544"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nycphantom.com\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7542"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nycphantom.com\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7542"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nycphantom.com\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7542"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}